Slinky

A metal device that retracts and expands when handled by a very annoying person. A thin, flat metal wire that spirals up around 50 times. A slinky can be used to annoy everyone and everything around the person that wields it. This device has been known for its stair-stepping abilities.

I almost got my slinky down a whole staircase!

by That.One.Guy... January 04, 2017

slinky

a long spring often made for entertainment

there will be a slinky in the gift bag

by 20AItani April 16, 2023

Slinky

A stupid fuck who gets absolutely 0 bitches and hates NFL quarterback Trey Lance.

“Oh no, Here comes that stupid bitch slinky.”
“Trey Lance otb.”

by SlinkyMORELIKEstinky April 21, 2022

Slinky

Short for the term sneaky link. A sneaky link/slinky is someone you hook up with in secret for sex or something if the sort.

I called my slinky the other day and we goofed around behind the school

by Outlawzen December 31, 2022

slinky

classy, sexy

Slinky knows how to work a room.
Slinky OWNS the room
SLINKY CONTROLS THE SITUATION
SLINKY leaves you breathless.
SLINKY IS always ON

by MOT NOSSORC April 22, 2017

Slinky

Another word for cool. Normally used amongst stoners and Algebra teachers.

Stoner #1: Duuuude. Show me that thing again.

Stoner #2: *shows thing*

Stoner #1: Duuuude. That was so slinky.

by Ally_Kay May 02, 2017

slinky sock

British's version of condom.

"Right mate, I reckon yous gonna wear a slinky sock ye?"

"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"

"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"

by frogofthunder June 18, 2022