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Slinging mayonaise

Phrase used to describe the act of masturbating.
Person 1: Hey, why is the camper rocking?

Person 2: Wait a minute. Who the hell is slinging mayonaise?

Asian: No idea. but whoever it is, stop.

Person 1: Yeah beating off with a bunch of guys is lame
by longboarder870 May 4, 2009
mugGet the Slinging mayonaisemug.

sling a deuce

"yo, hang out for a bit...i gotta sling a deuce
by Teh Sheik May 20, 2005
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soldier sling

n- A man's sack or scrotum. This term originates from the common metaphor of sperm being soldiers.
My soldier sling is hanging exceptionally low today.
by Stephen Aldrin December 22, 2007
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Sling Mud

The act of liquid defecation such that the inside of the bowl is covered by shit.
That burrito went right through me. I'm gonna go sling mud.
by NetworkDr July 18, 2019
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sudanese sling

Sudanese sling - When you're playing Nazi zombies with a mate and they get downed. So you run around the map (or part of it) to come around to your downed comrade and revive them.
Teammate-"I'm Downed!" Me-"there are too many of them! I'll have to do a Sudanese sling!"
by PHANTØM December 30, 2018
mugGet the sudanese slingmug.

Taco Sling

Extremely small and tight bottoms that barely contain a woman's taco.

Nothing is left to the imagination. and the girl's OK with that.

The woman's equivalent of the banana sling.

Examples: short shorts, bikini bottoms, etc.
You'd think Karen would know better than to wear that Taco Sling to the party!
by fergie_cali July 8, 2010
mugGet the Taco Slingmug.

Slinging Rope

(V.) the act of extreme ejaculation that is so high powered it looks like you are shooting out rope. Common between large lapses between ejaculations.
Following his dry spell, Hays was slinging rope on her a minute after she was naked.
He slang (past tense) rope for so long that the bitch almost drowned in the nut.
by Blocboy JBR June 2, 2018
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