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Silky shark sunday

A national holiday every sunday celebrating silky sharks
Tom: What day is it?

Edd: Silky shark sunday

Tom: OH NO
by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023
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Silky Goose

Freshly shaven man plums.

A bare-skinned scrotum stretched with a pair of testes.
You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!

Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?

Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”
by Rocksmeltit May 6, 2024
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Silky bobs

Silky bobs is basically super smooth tits, Almost velvety feeling. When you squish them they feel like stress balls. To stroke them feels like touching the finest material only royals could get.
“Your silky bobs make my bum tickle
by 1mmortal_Frogz February 23, 2022
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