by beepbeepijustfellintoyournansp July 11, 2018
Get the shred it dudemug. by Yoinkyshredder69 January 6, 2021
Get the Shred on the yoinkymug. To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.
Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.
And his penis became sore.
by Loweena November 1, 2017
Get the shredding the catmug. Dude.. You should've heard me shitter shredding this morning. The acoustics in my bathroom are phenomenal
by Breadfan4life October 13, 2021
Get the Shitter shreddingmug. A: Ey bro I heard you shred on the yoinky last night, we heard it from downstairs
B: Yeah man. I'm getting pretty good at guitar.
A: Nah man you were jerking off.
B: Yeah man. I'm getting pretty good at guitar.
A: Nah man you were jerking off.
by Bigbenis6969 January 6, 2021
Get the Shred On The Yoinkymug. To go against the grain so hard that it is metaphorically reduced to shreds. Only accomplished through a groundbreaking act of badassery.
Quinn: "Man, Jake, you shred the grain so hard last night!"
Jake: "I jumped over a garbage can, dude"
Quinn: "I KNOW! You STG'd to the max!"
Jake: "I jumped over a garbage can, dude"
Quinn: "I KNOW! You STG'd to the max!"
by TheJanePlane June 5, 2017
Get the Shred the grainmug. Freestyle shred is a sport known to most as hacky-sack but commonly known as footbagging. Shredding is usually complex tricks strung together in an effort to make a flowing, highly skilled routine of footbag.
Hey did you see the tournament yesterday? They were playing hardcore hacky-sack!
No, those were freestyle shredders.
No, those were freestyle shredders.
by Ashent June 27, 2006
Get the freestyle shredmug.