head and shoulders

To have ones head so far up their anus, you can only see from the shoulders down.

When my girlfriend is being intentionally difficult, I roll my eyes and exclaim to my friends: She is being head and shoulders today!

by Andrew Gulak July 3, 2005

Shelder

If one has gone through a war with various stages of prolonging shock.

One who fights in battles and wars, unaware of how horrifying it really is, only to find themselves immenesly frightened; frightened by such as a clattering, a rustling, adrenaline stimuli-like head-rushing or a quickly-moving visual image or hallucination (Note, the hallucination may happen from the war anyway. Flashbacks, what have you. They are more relevant than non-war fighters.)

My great granfather was a shelder... he was under so much stress, and had so much shell shock from WWII that he ended up beating hell out of my father; even though he was an asshole to begin with and the only way to solve a problem to him was by force.

by mr. okay January 20, 2008

Feli-shields

'Feli-Shields' - (FELAY-SHEEALDS) NOUN. A play on the words FELICIO and SHIELD. Refers to Paris Hilton type bug-eyed sunglasses that covers most of a twenty-something slut's face. When she blows cock (felicio) and her man nuts all over her face her eyes will be shielded from the salty goo.

"That chick's got a sweet ass."

"Which one?"

"The slut wear'n the feli-shields."

by Jamesdubya August 28, 2010

nathanial patrick shields

faggot, homosexual

your a nathanial patrick shields. It means you like men.

by fdjafdhfa March 11, 2009

Shredders

someone who desperatly needs a brace but has oral hygene so bad they get rejected by the dentist. so their oral health deteriorates until they have 'Shredders' Yellow, misplaced, missing goofy teeth. they are immensly reselient yet badly decayed, they are useful and the build up of plaque has doubled up as a protective coating so they are virtually indestructable

Man: ew that bird opened that bottle with her teeth.
Woman: she must have shredders

by myonduesp99 February 4, 2009

shitlerstache

When a guy is penetrating someone by way of anal sex. He then pulls out and if there is any shit on his dick, wipes it on the upper lip of his sexual partner.

Man 1: Dude, that girl was a freak. She wanted me to give her a shitlerstache!
Man 2: That's fuckin' weird.

by Ihaveweirdfriends666 September 8, 2016

Shelbers

The best friend anyone can ask for. She usually has a friend-group of 8 and will be famous on social media. She is really funny and has the best laugh. She likes to be happy but will never admit it . Shelbers is not her real name but one girl made it and it stuck. She is also really smart and tough.

Shelbers is my best friend

by anonymous December 4, 2020