Shea The Muffin

A being with a penis so small it could be compared to size of a puppies

"yo dude that kids dick is so small he could Shea The Muffin"

by macado genious1 April 7, 2023

Bella Shea

The kindest, most selfless, most beautiful girl in the world. She lights up every dark part of every room she walks into. Her heart is open for all to see and she freely gives love to everyone around her. Bella Shea has a hard past but once she is in your life, she is there to stay. She needs a lot of love but won’t ask for it. She’s a talented musician, an amazing baker, and she loves animals. She’s the best friend you could ever have, but you’re probably going to fall in love.

Guy 1: why did flowers spontaneously sprout from the ground when that girl walked into the room?

Guy 2: Oh that’s the Bella Shea effect, she makes everything beautiful by being near it, it’s normal, don’t worry

by GaySchlatt October 7, 2022

Shea

possibly the cutest and shmexiest person you may ever meet

A: You know who’s super cute that all girls want to date?
B: Who?
A: Shea

by lil white dood July 17, 2019

Shea

Shea’s have blond hair and are super sweet, sheas are super intelligent, and kind they love sports and art, Shea’s love clothes and games, they also love movie

Boy 1 How was your date?
Boy 2 it was amazing she was a total Shea

by gymnastics 33 December 14, 2021

Shea

A person with a huge D I C K and I mean HUGE

Mikey: my wang is the biggest
Anyone else: no Shea’s is!!!!

by Mikey has a small dick November 4, 2020

Shea

Shea is really nice. However, she thinks that she is really smart when really she has a B in math. For example, she thinks fab lab is sewing, but then corrects herself and said it is stem for girls. Both options are wrong.

Shea is sweeper.

by Coconutcowgirl March 1, 2019

Shea

She’s got big boobs. Nice eyes. Typically fucks her sons friends.

Ooh look at the tits on her must be Shea

by Bdhdjdbdbdbx October 18, 2019