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take me up the shard

Meaning: To be treated to a day up in t'smoke, in particular a visit to The Shard
'Take me up The Shard............My boss promised that if we made a profit he would 'Take us up the Shard'
by Cheffy14 February 7, 2018
mugGet the take me up the shardmug.

go commit snort glass shards

A form of suicide that is very painful
hi i would like to go commit SNORT GLASS SHARDS
by Gamerboss3355 December 3, 2019
mugGet the go commit snort glass shardsmug.

Shard mites

The bugs under your skin from a constant use of methamphetamine or shards in slang this month furniture store it runs off of Wi-Fi or you can you can run it without a memory card you smoking Ben activated motion activated no
Your arms and face are eating up by Shard mites from picking at them
by Hater proof November 6, 2020
mugGet the Shard mitesmug.

liquid shard

A liquid shard is formed from drinking only liquid health shakes, or any kind of food blended up into a shake.
Peter went to do a fart and realizes it was a liquid shard instead, thus clenching his bum cheeks to hold the sloppy diarrhea in place.
by Mexican midget June 30, 2017
mugGet the liquid shardmug.

bangin shards

Banging shards’ is shardy Ketamine that is good.

- when the ket is decent and is shards not balls.
- kezza
Dealer -“ got some K in”
Customer - “is it bangin shards ?”
by Matrix86402 July 10, 2018
mugGet the bangin shardsmug.

Shard

When u try to fard but shid come out.
Y there shid in my pant I must’ve shard
by Cocksucking dickraper October 26, 2018
mugGet the Shardmug.

shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that is left behind after the primary concrete turd has passed
I shit a concrete turd but there are still shit shards left …
by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022
mugGet the shit shardmug.

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