Skinny bastard. the corrosponding scale to measure the quality of skinny bastardness begins with -10 being complete skinny bastard, has 0 in the middle signifying average and 10 on the opposite end of the spectrum meaning fattass. SBness does in no way measure weight or BMI just apperance and is completely qualitative
sean fischer is such an sb omg dude hes like a -9 at least.
that model is one sb.
Dan your such an sb what are you gonna do? exactly. just shutup
that model is one sb.
Dan your such an sb what are you gonna do? exactly. just shutup
by danelmag October 7, 2007
Get the sbmug. one time i was smoking with my friends, over here at that place. we were smokin a blunt. so by the time we finish, i see my friends hat. it said "SB" on it. i don't know what it stands for. so when i realize that we are almost done with the blunt, i remembered my other friend rolled another blunt before we smoked. so i looked at my friend's hat that said "SB", then started laughing. i pointed at his head and said...
"hahahahahahahahahahahaha..... your hat says "SB". hat said "so?" and i said "that means second blunt."
by fukinsmart December 16, 2004
Get the SBmug. Surprise Body. Pronounced "sib." A girl whose body is a lot better than you thought it would be without clothes on.
From Aaron Karo's RUMINATIONS (www.AaronKaro.com)
-I love hooking up with SBs (pronounced “sibs” and short for “surprise body”). There’s nothing like taking a girl’s J.Crew rollneck off and discovering that underneath all that wool was a six-pack and two cannons. My first reaction (that is, after exclaiming “Yahtzee!”) is to suck in my own stomach, which suddenly doesn’t look so hot in comparison. Often times, a SB is also a “wideclops” – a girl whose eyes are too far apart. You can tell you’re talking to a wideclops when you can only look her in the eye one at a time. This is of course very distracting – which is why later their bodies are such a surprise.
-I love hooking up with SBs (pronounced “sibs” and short for “surprise body”). There’s nothing like taking a girl’s J.Crew rollneck off and discovering that underneath all that wool was a six-pack and two cannons. My first reaction (that is, after exclaiming “Yahtzee!”) is to suck in my own stomach, which suddenly doesn’t look so hot in comparison. Often times, a SB is also a “wideclops” – a girl whose eyes are too far apart. You can tell you’re talking to a wideclops when you can only look her in the eye one at a time. This is of course very distracting – which is why later their bodies are such a surprise.
by karofan2005 December 18, 2005
Get the SBmug. geeze you have small boobs
by Kourtland Wenger July 9, 2004
Get the sbmug. Yesterday I asked by boyfriend to take out the trash and he left it on the front porch, again! Thats the thrid time this week he has been SBS on me.
by doodle-me March 30, 2010
Get the SBSmug. 
A fag. A wannabe model/gangster who doesnt have what it takes for either. Notorious for having gay haircuts. May pretend to be of hispanic heritage when not.
by Jason928 January 9, 2008
Get the SBmug.