Robairtoe

The rare Robairtoe is said to have inhabited the mountainous regions of Norway seeking food and shelter in man-made caves. While avoiding all contact with civilization he manages to invade Canada with a polo stick in 1982 and since then he has been spotted lurking around the Calgary region and sometimes, Scotland. You might say that he harvests tomatoes for a living, but I, such as all other respectable historians in this matter, believe that this is totally the opposite; He eats them for breakfast. But why breakfast? That will remain a mystery for future generations to ponder. He can be decribed with three words; large, big and huge. But I digress these remarks for the sole reason of photosynthesis on his part. Yes, even though he is known to vigorously consume tomatoes and mantoes it is also true, to a point, that he can perform the satanic ritual known as photosynthesis. For what purpose you wonder? I say it's the damn Canadian government's fault, driving him into insanity. We may never know the true meaning of the elusive Robairtoe but we do know one thing: you can't bake a pie without eating a few trees. Robairtoe has been known to start fires and do barrel rolls without warning, so if you see a fire or even a brick, know that even the passenger gets in trouble. Yes, he has his faults but who can blame him? I sure as hell can. The rise in gas prices, terrorist activities and slump in tomatoe production have all been traced to this one entity. But finding this thing is harder than fucking a window; you just can't do it or in most cases, you don't want to do it. Because of his large mass bullets or regular munitions of any type are rendered ineffective as they tend to either repel or start obitting around him, this works to his advantage. I've even seen him swallow a box of live grenades as if they were oranges! Killing him would solve many problems but how the hell do you do it? I'll answer this question by just saying "No".

Joe: Whoa, did you just see Robairtoe eat that tank?

Vlad: Ham sandwich indeed?! I demand satisfaction!

by Vlad December 14, 2004

robot philly bj

any robot from, or made in philadelphia, that gives another male a bj, while charging a high price

As i walked the streets of philly, i was offered a robot philly bj, which costed a shit load, and the robot philly bj was gross but accepted it.

by madaboutlife May 27, 2008

robaleeted

The practice of hateful posting to solicit hateful replies and then deleting the original post to make those who reply look deranged.

The troll robaleeted his post that Obama was the antichrist after the thread became a flamewar.

by Palooka_Joe August 30, 2011

Robot Chicken

The best show to ever grace Adult Swim.

Dude 1: Did you see last night's episode of Robot Chicken?
Dude 2: Oh my God, yes! George W. Bush sure does like tacos.
Dude 1: And the Bloopers guy is still obsessed with suicide.

by Mrs Piggy March 22, 2010

giant robot

n: a robot that is large, usually greater than three-hundred meters in height, and is usually used for combat purposes or smashing things.

If I had a giant robot, I'd attack Washington D.C. and force GWB to eat AOL disks and then drive in a pimpmobile down a street with thousands of indiana jones-like booby traps, without the close-shave part.

by _raleeshan_ May 15, 2004

RoBeats

MMO Roblox mania rhythm game. Most of the community think the best songs are Dark Sheep, Galaxy Collapse, Archive::Zip, and Bad Apple. Like Osu!mania and other mania games. Not a ripoff. Features artists once in a while such as Camellia, Leaf, and Chroma.

Zero Two's definition if inaccurate.

Stop gear abusers in RoBeats!

by rLeaf April 6, 2021

robot pit

Similiar to a mosh pit, a robot pit has many people dancing "the robot" in close together so that while doing so they bump into eachother in a clunky robot fashion.

The band Lament of Aporia was so awesome, that the crowd decided to start a robot pit.

by cool4dude April 29, 2005