Robairtoe 

The rare Robairtoe is said to have inhabited the mountainous regions of Norway seeking food and shelter in man-made caves. While avoiding all contact with civilization he manages to invade Canada with a polo stick in 1982 and since then he has been spotted lurking around the Calgary region and sometimes, Scotland. You might say that he harvests tomatoes for a living, but I, such as all other respectable historians in this matter, believe that this is totally the opposite; He eats them for breakfast. But why breakfast? That will remain a mystery for future generations to ponder. He can be decribed with three words; large, big and huge. But I digress these remarks for the sole reason of photosynthesis on his part. Yes, even though he is known to vigorously consume tomatoes and mantoes it is also true, to a point, that he can perform the satanic ritual known as photosynthesis. For what purpose you wonder? I say it's the damn Canadian government's fault, driving him into insanity. We may never know the true meaning of the elusive Robairtoe but we do know one thing: you can't bake a pie without eating a few trees. Robairtoe has been known to start fires and do barrel rolls without warning, so if you see a fire or even a brick, know that even the passenger gets in trouble. Yes, he has his faults but who can blame him? I sure as hell can. The rise in gas prices, terrorist activities and slump in tomatoe production have all been traced to this one entity. But finding this thing is harder than fucking a window; you just can't do it or in most cases, you don't want to do it. Because of his large mass bullets or regular munitions of any type are rendered ineffective as they tend to either repel or start obitting around him, this works to his advantage. I've even seen him swallow a box of live grenades as if they were oranges! Killing him would solve many problems but how the hell do you do it? I'll answer this question by just saying "No".

Joe: Whoa, did you just see Robairtoe eat that tank?

Vlad: Ham sandwich indeed?! I demand satisfaction!

Robairtoe by Vlad December 14, 2004

Robaire

An amazing soul, with loving eyes. He will care for you forever, but also tell you once you have done enough. He's honest, and won't sugar coat anything. He is strong minded, and determined. He will always stick up for what he believes in, and stand with pride. He will only ever say what he knows, so don't get in a debate with this guy! He is a very romantic guy, and has a pure heart. He'll take the time to teach you what you don't know, and he will do that with the upmost kindness and respect. He will treat you the way that you deserve to be treated, like an absolute queen. All together, he is an amazing person to have around, and if you have a Robaire in your life, never take him for granted!

What can I say, he's just a Robaire I guess...

Robaire by HurricaneVeggiePatch November 8, 2018

Robaire

A fine character from the movie Turning Red in the group 4 Town every one and their mama’s in love with

ROBAIRE IS SO FINE
Robaire makes me wanna go i wanna ride i wanna ride

Robaire by Nickiminajjv April 6, 2022

Robaire

I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDE❤️

ROBAIRE IS SOOO FINE

Robaire by Nickiminajjv April 6, 2022

robaire

the sexyiest shmexyiest man in the 4town band he hotter than tae young(and thats saying something)this man my everything im literally the tyler to his arron z!!!!

boy1:whos your favorite 4town member?
boy2:ROBAIRE!!!!!!
*dying simps*

robaire by eerrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeennnn April 23, 2022

Roboitoe 

A wild species that can be found in the fortnite and overwatch forests if you see one. Get the f out of there there wild toes will run after you.!!!

Roboitoe is weird

Roboitoe by Roboitoe June 7, 2020

Roboitoe 

Roboitoe’s are a wild species that can be found in the deep fortnite and overwatch forest’s. If you come access one of these wild fellows run the f out of there!!!

Roboitoe is weird

Roboitoe by Roboitoe June 7, 2020