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Rhys and Ryan Jones (Twins)

These 2 are very special children. They were both left in shoeboxes outside the orphanage, fortunately the orphanage rejected these 2 and the shoeboxes (kids inside) was thrown into a river. The shoeboxes floated to a man named Trevor. Trevor took them in and gave them a home, they were fed and given a new start in life :) UNTIL they fucked it all up. They spent all there mothers benefits on Fifa Points and still have a dead ass team lol. They often come into school and play football (Both are pathetic and weak) Ryan is the most autistic of the two and is often associated with the phrase "RYAANN" (Which you must say in an autistic tone)
Steven Jones: "STOP BEING STUPID, YOU'RE DOING A RHYS AND RYAN JONES (twins)"
{Ben Harris}: "Sorry Daddy, please don't hurt me"
by Wagwan Whitmore September 27, 2018
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Rhys jones(Turkish/russian)

Lad who loves girls
And weed
he’s a funny and nice guy and probably likes your girl
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Take your booty and place it on Rhys's dick.
Fri, April 13
Let him touch you National fuck Rhys Weaver day.
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Rhys

He's a caring, sweet guy who is really popular with the ladies! His DONG is HUGE! might be a bit chubby but is reliable with the ladiessss
God, his 'Rhys' is huge!
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Rhys

Rhys has a big knob and will satisfy the needs of any gender you name it he can do it he’s a machine Youse are aw tards man if ye think any of this is actually atrue ye cin write witever ye want here
Wallopers man the lot of youse
Rhys, a name
by Bigwillyrhys November 22, 2021
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rhys E

a homosexual who is extremely anorexic and has pellagra
friend: 'RHYS LIKES MEN'
rhys E:'YUH HUH'
by anonymous September 28, 2023
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