war printing

Driving around to find and use people’s wireless printers. printing useless stuff, maybe goatse, or directions on how to secure their network.
bob: lets go war printing coupons for free butt plugs tonight
joe: where the free butt plugs at?
by C Bobbert August 13, 2008
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print the tape

1) The act of buying or selling a stock and registering it to the exchange

2) The act of succeeding with getting the girl
1) I buy 250 Johnny John at market. Print the tape

2) Despite his efforts, Eduardo could't print the tape with the girl because he has Smileytardo disease
by jblazenyc January 15, 2009
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Print Tourettes

A designer with print tourettes cannot help but insert a vulgar or derogatory word or phrase into a piece of print artwork after the final proof has been signed off by the client and then sending it to be printed.
"cuntsulting" instead of "consulting", "cuntstomers" instead of "customers" and just typing the word "cunt" are all examples of Print Tourettes.
by the master print designer June 17, 2010
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Dick Print

The emotional and physical scar a woman recieves (in her vagina) from a man after the woman has cheated on her mate with another man. This may also occur if a woman gets raped which may result in emotional setbacks throughout her relationships including but not limited to: current boyfriend, family, ex- boyfriend, and potential boyfriend, etc.
I can't even have sex with my girlfriend after that asshole rapist left his dick print in her vagina!

Ew, that's gross! She has a dick print? How many?

My fucking girlfriend gotz a dick print... DX

My Fucking girlfriend GOT a dick print >:O
by Denim Nogs April 03, 2010
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printed version

A version of anything that can be printed, which is printed.
Person 1: Can I have a printed version of that webpage?
Person 2: What?
by ElmoKilljoy January 23, 2012
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Smoosh print

Like a man's "mushroom print" it is a vagina on the forehead.
"It was so sloppy, I left that guy a smoosh print."
by Taco96 January 06, 2009
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Zebra Print

Fucking a black girl in the butt and before you get off you pull out and cum on her ass. Therefore giving her a zebra print design.
Get some last night? Yeah i gave her that zebra print.
by asdkfjskdf October 25, 2010
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