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penile pulverizer

A woman who is usually homely and unattractive that makes the most out of sexual endeavors not knowing if the opportunity will ever again arise. The beast thoroughly decimates the penis through repetitive body slamming, all while acutely enthusiastic.
Alex : “I was desperate and driven by abstinence. I didn’t anticipate the consequences, I had no idea she was a penile pulverizer.”
by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020
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Penile Cheddar

Pencil cheddar, ahh yes the most chad thing to ever exist. Penile cheddar, meaning - man with scrumptious cum, edible, enjoyable, and most of all, chadlike.
Sean - “Hey have you had a piece of Dave’s penile cheddar?” Diego - “ahh yes, it’s not like yours, yours mostly taste like Parmesan, while Dave’s taste like delicious cheese cake 🤤”

Another example :

Guillermo - “Yowzers, Dave’s so chadlike with his Penile Cheddar, mmm yes.” Sean - “GAZIMBA, You have had a taste too?”
by Dave - Chadlike August 25, 2021
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penile servitude

serving someone's penis
She was doomed to an eternal life of penile servitude by her master.
by andreasbusch January 19, 2021
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penile wart

“hey look it’s junior powell”
“yeah he’s a fat juicy penile wart”
by wee wartus November 21, 2022
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Penile Man

Penile Man in a fictional super hero created on omegle. He often flies around giving advice through omegle on many tags. His penile man shirt is Funny but he is actually a really cool guy
"Penile Man Penile Man fucking chicks as fast as he can, when he ain't fucking a ho he gives advice to those in need yo"
by CornFlakes N. Mihul May 8, 2013
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Penile Erectology

The study of making penises hard/erect. Mainly taught online.
My teacher gave me a Penile Erectology lesson in the locker room!
by Pickled_Penids420 August 23, 2023
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penile virus

chip- 'oh shit boyyy, you gots gonorrhea in yo dick.'
dale- 'damn man, i know... its a pretty uncomfortable penile virus.'
by penile master262 August 7, 2008
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