Pencil cheddar, ahh yes the most chad thing to ever exist. Penile cheddar, meaning - man with scrumptious cum, edible, enjoyable, and most of all, chadlike.
Sean - “Hey have you had a piece of Dave’s penile cheddar?” Diego - “ahh yes, it’s not like yours, yours mostly taste like Parmesan, while Dave’s taste like delicious cheese cake 🤤”
Another example :
Guillermo - “Yowzers, Dave’s so chadlike with his Penile Cheddar, mmm yes.” Sean - “GAZIMBA, You have had a taste too?”
Another example :
Guillermo - “Yowzers, Dave’s so chadlike with his Penile Cheddar, mmm yes.” Sean - “GAZIMBA, You have had a taste too?”
by Dave - Chadlike August 25, 2021

by andreasbusch January 19, 2021

A woman who is usually homely and unattractive that makes the most out of sexual endeavors not knowing if the opportunity will ever again arise. The beast thoroughly decimates the penis through repetitive body slamming, all while acutely enthusiastic.
Alex : “I was desperate and driven by abstinence. I didn’t anticipate the consequences, I had no idea she was a penile pulverizer.”
by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020

by Neanderthal Gaming August 17, 2016

by pigs on stilts August 30, 2017

The opinion that different color penises are better than others, in taste, aesthetic quality, and performance ability.
Penile racism example: "pink" penises look and tested like raw meat, I need a penis that is delightfully browned.
by Cassie217 February 24, 2017

by wee wartus November 21, 2022
