Penile Wart

that one person in the group whose just an absolute pain in the ass.

mate just fuck off, your a penile wart!!

by pigs on stilts August 31, 2017

penile wart

junior powell

“hey look it’s junior powell”
“yeah he’s a fat juicy penile wart”

by wee wartus November 22, 2022

penile pulverizer

A woman who is usually homely and unattractive that makes the most out of sexual endeavors not knowing if the opportunity will ever again arise. The beast thoroughly decimates the penis through repetitive body slamming, all while acutely enthusiastic.

Alex : “I was desperate and driven by abstinence. I didn’t anticipate the consequences, I had no idea she was a penile pulverizer.”

by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020

Penile Blowout

When your cock gets so hard it implodes on its self while you butter up the potato

Damn babe you got penile blowout!

I had too run too the docta cause my penis blew up and fell off

by Blownbell66 March 20, 2022

penile virus

a virus of the penis.

chip- 'oh shit boyyy, you gots gonorrhea in yo dick.'
dale- 'damn man, i know... its a pretty uncomfortable penile virus.'

by penile master262 July 15, 2008

penile servitude

serving someone's penis

She was doomed to an eternal life of penile servitude by her master.

by andreasbusch January 20, 2021

Penile Erectology

The study of making penises hard/erect. Mainly taught online.

My teacher gave me a Penile Erectology lesson in the locker room!

by Pickled_Penids420 August 23, 2023