The Payton

Being caught jacking off to a static screen, while seven others blast porn.

While gaming, one of the dogs slipped down stairs. Must have been sometime, anyhow she came back up looking horrified. We go downstairs, one of the room doors are open. We go inside, theres The Payton, dick in hand to a blank screen, with seven others blasting rough guy on guy on guy on guy porn.

by Rff28 July 12, 2021

Payton

The prettiest girl in school and is such a great friend. She makes every one laugh and is very athletic and active, many boys are attracted to her and love her smile and personality. Everyone just wants her to be their friend.

Girl: did you meet the new girl payton??
Boy: ya I totally fell in love with her!

by Jerome629 November 27, 2017

payton paxton

Cum guzzling gutter ass hoe. Who likes to jerk guys off, but secretly because he hasn't cum out of the closet yet. He also enjoys to hold male testicles inside if his mouth. He considers it to be a sport. He has pretty blue eyes, but they are often bloodshot, from smoking joints to make him feel better about the size of his penis. He has had many surgeries on his dick because his cum is often dark brown. He is tall with brown hair, he has small lips, but the guys don't mind. Every night before going to sleep, he cleans the pubic hair that is stuck in his braces. (Male Pubes)

"Nobody has ever sucked me off like that, you must be a payton paxton!"

by Lick my left tit April 21, 2018

Payton

dumb ass bitch

Payton:bitch stfu

by SODKDKDKXK April 10, 2019

payton egerson

a gay o skinny dude who likes dressing on his face

brianna:why does that dude have dressing on his face

nikki:duh he's a payton egerson

by egerson101 January 14, 2018

Payton Johnson

Is fortnite goddess

Payton Johnson is a way to compliment someone on their fortnit skills. Example: Woweowo man you totally pulled a Payton back there! Wow thanks man!

by BrendonIsKing May 18, 2018

Payton (boy)

Payton (The Boy) is an amazing and athletic person who gets all the girls. He is very well known for his care of people and his enjoyment of music. He is always the brightest one in the group and he stands out in many ways. He will probably be the alpha male in his friend group. He will always give off a big dick energy as they cocks can grow anywhere from 7 to 9 inches without medication for it. Payton finds and recognizes love and feels a strong connection to it. Payton is trustworthy and very loving to everyone

Me: wow i can't believe she gets to date a Payton (boy) she must be so lucky

by WholesIsWho87 September 27, 2020