Elfrid payton

Knicks PG from 2019-20 season to current day (for me) which is Feb 2021, He gets 35 minute a game and takes shots everyone knows he cant make, But for some reason, he gets minutes.

Bro, you're shot is such an elfrid payton shot. (should be used as an insult)

by Mowaffles February 9, 2021

Payton Fountaine

When you rub your dick so raw that it begins to appear like that of a Rottweilers penis and everything that comes out of it from then on is either blood or more flesh

Fuck bro last week i totally Payton Fountaine’d my dick and now I’ve been pissing sideways since

by APE_RAPE69 February 25, 2021

Payton Carl

A fully penetrating oral fudge dragon, in the same family as the hot, warm, and cold carl.

Girl: "Wow! Did that girl just eat a chocolate hot dog?"
Boy: "No she just got Payton Carled."

by PC is not a personal computer March 17, 2009

Payton’s soulmate

Ash.

“Hey, who’s Payton’s soulmate?”
“Oh it’s Ash. I thought it was obvious they’re meant to be-.”

by Hisokaswife March 8, 2021

Payton Murphy

Tyler Tillman son. Tyler Tillman is Payton Murphy daddy.

Payton Murphy- BETA

by Tcup 55656 December 2, 2021

Payton Osborne

No.1 girl

Payton Osborne is amazing

by (147($#2(5+!:'!))7(;_?) March 24, 2021

paytonic relationship

A relationship in which one partner has to pay the other in order to be in a romantic or platonic relationship with the other. It can be a one-time payment or a subscription; it depends on the partner.

Stacey and I are in a paytonic relationship. She’s great, but it sucks that I have to fork over $50 every month.

by Mhm mhm mhm hi March 5, 2021