Auto-potion

See Final Fantasy X.
When attribute is added to defensive equipment, if that character is attacked, they automatically use potion/hi-potion/X-potion/Mega potion depending on what is more available and comes first in the items list, without taking a turn.

--Boss: Seymour Flux--
*During battle after all die except Auron*
RL Person A: WTF? Seymour poked Auron with his lance!! Now he's a zombie!
RL Person B: Hey, he's using auto-potion!
RL Person A: WTF?!?! NO!!! He's gonna die!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU AURON? YOU DON'T HEAL A ZOMBIE!!
RL Person B: Well he just killed himself now...
RL Person A: WTF? I almost won too!!
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Machina A v/s Auron
*during battle*
Machina A attacks -- Auron -865HP
Auron Auto-potion +1000HP
RL Person A: Hey, fricken sweet! Not that it matters... He has fricken 5,000 HP.

by Machina Immune to DEATH September 28, 2008

Hook Patient Deluxe

A being known as an ashley archer

Man, these girls in here are hook patient deluxe bad!!

by THE DALLAS2012 October 24, 2010

dirty paiton

when your girl wants to fuck while watching death note

dude i asked if she watches anime and she wanted to pull a dirty paiton

by dasalottaricotta September 11, 2021

Spunch Bob Potion

A potion that lets you turn into someone who is mentally deranged or what people call today by the name "Spunch Bob". The Spunch Bob Potion looks like pee so drink it at your own risk.

"I traded my among us potion for the Spunch Bob Potion."

by Succhiacazzi Parisi April 7, 2021

Paiton

Paiton is a smart loving person, he is kind, and knows his worth. Whenever you're down, he's always there to pick you back up. He never gives up, until it's right. There will be a time, where you don't want to lose him, when you get to know him. He can be goofy, yet mature. But you got to love him for it. He's trustworthy, and never lets anyone be so alone.💕

Me: I'm sad
Paiton: talk to me about it, I'm here for you

by Extralovehomies April 21, 2020

Patrone

a type of alcoholic beverage mentioned in many Lil Jon and Ying Yang Twins songs in addition to a few other various rappers' works.

Sippin' on Patrone.

I got Patrone in mah cup!

by Steve Glaser April 26, 2006

patrone

Another way to spell patrón, which is an alcoholic drink.

Highly expensive tequila.

Person 1: I wants some patrone.

T.I.: Stacks on deck, patrón on ice
You can have whatever you like...

by TheGrimReaper006 October 13, 2008