French pastry

A slang and vulgar term for a French person's genitalia, specifically a male's. It is often used to disguise homo sexual intentions

Person 1: Dude Justin ate so much French pastry last night
Person 2: Dude, that's gay but ok

by Senõr Vulgar October 15, 2019

Zombie Pastry

Zombie Pastry is a nickname for Twisted Cosmo from Dandy's World

"Hey is that Zombie Pastry (Twisted Cosmo)"

by Palmpuff February 6, 2025

double baked pastry

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hi are you a double baked pastry bevause your such a retart

by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024

tasty pastry

when a chick is a 10. or someone you wanna fuck.

yo that chicks a tasty pastry, i wanna get that. tasty pastry r us.

by mikeymicmo March 9, 2007

Pastry princess

An effeminate male rapper who loves his mom and still lives at home.

This pastry princess Nae has no rizz, he just ordered a giant chicken nugget.

by Jal42069 January 14, 2023

Pastry Box

After clogging a toilet with shit and toilet paper, you shut the lid and leave without plunging it.

Chad didn't have a plunger in his bathroom, so I left him a pastry box.

by Cumtown April 9, 2024

Pastry Case

A Pastry Case is someone of complete incompetence, absolute brainlessness and usually a bad haircut.

Ellis fell out of a trolley on to a sea of purple hamsters fighting each other with olive tree branches!! What a complete Pastry Case!!

by UrbWizard November 20, 2019