Parachute Protestor

A person whole flies or travels a great distance to participate in a protest that has absolutely no bearing on their lives in any fashion but they feel justified in pushing their narrative even if destructive.
Last week we had a dozen Parachute Protestors at the school board meeting. These folks do not even have children.
by GetOverItNumpty June 12, 2023
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by Megilv June 18, 2024
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Ant Parachutes

The undigested, leftover kernels of corn in your shit.
“Hey, Cletus, did y’all see the ant parachutes from my upper decker?”
by Kackmaster July 24, 2022
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chicago parachute

Four Steps: Go to a strange place with no sleeping arrangements, find a girl, bang her, then stay at her place.
I couldn't afford a hotel so I had to pull my Chicago parachute.
by jugghandler March 28, 2016
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