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pansexual 

a person who identifies as “pansexual” is someone who doesn’t love (and probably doesn’t care) based on outer appearance, and is more interested in the heart of the person.

A pansexual is attracted to a person’s interests and character, and if they happen to be “handsome” or “beautiful” or “attractive” physically, that is only seen as a bonus.
guy one: are emily and maya dating? i didn’t know maya was a lesbian!

guy two: she isn’t, she’s pansexual. that means she doesn’t care about the gender of her partner, as long as they’re a nice person.

guy one: oh that makes sense. that’s a cool way to look at it!
pansexual by anotherboredteen November 26, 2021

Pansexual 

when someone is sexually attracted to pans and wants to have sex with one. and yes I literally mean a cooking pan.
" my friend is pansexual!" . " oh cool I've also dated a pan" . " no bro I mean like a fucking cooking pan" . "oh".

Pansexual 

A Freudian term Meaning the "perversion of all emotional and sexual conduct." With sexual attraction to anything including animals, plants, inanimate objects, the deceased and the belief in believing their love to be "more pure"than other peoples.
Karen is a Pansexual so she gets off on thinking her relationship is morally superior to others.
Pansexual by BiBiBiphobia July 31, 2023

Pansexual 

A label hipsters use because bisexual is too mainstream.
NotCoolEnough: I'm Bisexual what about you?
Hipster: Eww, why would you be restricted by 2 specific genders?
NotCoolEnough: Actually Bisexual can also mean being attracted to parts of each gender or even traits.
Hipster: I know I just use Pansexual because Bisexual is too mainstream and I want to imply that I don't care what their gender is.
NotCoolEnough: Well you're using the word wrong, try the word idiot.
Pansexual by Anikah October 15, 2015

Pansexual 

The art of masturbating while searching for gold.
Bruce is such a pansexual for letting Mara slip her fold nugget up its ass.
Pansexual by Obama is a Racist October 21, 2015

Pansexual 

Usually a left wing humanoid with a shit hair cut, expressionless selfies, plays overwatch, loves gays but hates Milo Yiannopoulos. Very rarely spotted on Tinder. Easy to defeat.
"Oh by the way im Pansexual"

"K"
Pansexual by Itscoopeinnit June 25, 2017