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Overwatch

retarded 9 year olds with 50 chromosomes setting their profiles on private and insta-locking dps in competitive mode, they climbed using mercy in season 5 and got boosted by their big brother, they finally see a new opportunity to fuck up the retarded game even more.
9 year old: HEy, NEW FUCKIng UPDAte LETS USE MY 3 EXTRa cHROMOSOMES I GOT FROM MY BIRTH AGAIn LETS PLAY OVERWATCH
18 year old: try getting ur 3 extra chromosomes removed u dumb ass kid fuck u
by owowatch August 7, 2018
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overwatch servers

The servers of which the game Overwatch runs on.
by Fright_chicken February 24, 2017
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overwatch rip off

a very bad version of overwatch that runs at 4 fucking words a second
by a random kiddie April 20, 2018
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Overwatch

Overwatch is a game publidhed in 2016. Many people say its a bad game just cause SOME ppl are salty. But since the update with social stuff came I havent seen toxic ppl so much. Overwatch has events where u can get exlusive items and play fun gamemodes. Except for summer games wich was the same 4 times in a row. They have amazing Stories for the heros in overwatch. U can watch videos and read comics about it. Its a much more well done game Than fortnite and has so much more to Give. U can see how the hero walks by looking at the weapon its holding. Every character is different and some is harder to play Than Others. Its a really fun game and I personaly love it. If u havent decided if u are going to play it or not u can test it at the free weeks ^^ Just don’t be mean. And don’t pick Hanzo. XD jk. Just try it out if u hate fortnite but still wanna play a shooting game. Or idk.

(Spelling is bad ik)

Please don’t write hate too me this is my opinion. :3
My classmates: I’m sooo tired of fortnite
Me: try Overwatch
My classmate: whyyyyy
Me: shows this cause I’m the best
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Overwatch And Chill

Well it's like Netflix And Chill but overwatch edition. The rules are simple, you find a girl who used to have a crush on you or is on your best friends list on Snapchat and have a one night stand with and you watch a full Overwatch porn video and do everything they do in the video. Who knows, maybe you'll do it more than once!

Disclaimer: This is for the inexperienced but each to their own.

Rules:
1.) Take a shower to warm up!
2.) Do whatever they do in the video!
3.) The longer the better!
4.) You have to be watching the video and prepared to change positions!
5.) No hair(unless you like it that way)!
6.) You have to make it to the end of the video!
7.) Have fun!

Alittle challenge for those who are up for it: Send this to the next girl who texts you and see their response.
Example 1: Did you hear? Mike and Ashley Overwatch And Chilled, they are a freaky couple.
Example 2: Hey, Anna. Wanna Overwatch And Chill? You won't be able to walk after I'm done.
by Anonymous#291028472 July 4, 2020
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overwirte

When you work at hoeseer and the Friday deployment is coming up.
This will overwirte all existing events.
by Dadwiz July 17, 2020
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overwateration

Person 1: what happened to your plant?
Person 2: I think I killed it with overwateration
by elizabeth122 March 11, 2021
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