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birthday cousins

When two otherwise unrelated people share a calendar birthdate.
Did you know Dolly Parton and Janis Joplin were both born on January 19? That makes them birthday cousins!
by Hal 10000 March 5, 2015
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uncle cousin

person is really you're 2nd cousin but you call them uncle cousin because they are much older than you and because your mom or dad act like siblings
My Uncle cousin Joey is taking me to the playground.
by phillybuzz215 September 29, 2015
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cum cousins

Two girls who have sucked the same guys dick.
Sadie: i sucked Matt’s dick yesterday
Margaret: omg i sucked his dick last week!
Sadie: Yay we’re cum cousins now!
by Sadie and Margaret December 27, 2017
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Super Cousin

When you are first cousins with somebody on both sides of the family and there SHOULDN'T be and incest involved but you aren't 100% sure. You are twice as related to them than an average cousin.
Lucas is my Super Cousin because his dad and my dad are brothers and his mom and my mom are sisters. I'm pretty sure nobody fucked their own sibling.
by supercousin July 20, 2019
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Jacked Cousin

A term usually associated with a relative. Derived from the the Greek word "Dude." This is a term that often angers people with curly hair and cranes. In fact, one could be so inclined to go tell his dad, the principle and the football coach on whoever said it.
I have a jacked cousin!
Mr Osuch! He said "Dude my cousin's jacked!"
by Matt Christoff June 3, 2018
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the stranger's cousin

Similar to the stranger, (see definition of the stranger) but one sits on his non-dominate hand before jerking off with it, thus creating another layer of separation between the wanker and wankee, in one's imagination.
I was starting to get wise to the stranger, so I did the stranger's cousin
by Lewispewis December 9, 2017
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Vagina Cousins

When two women have sex with the same male, they both shared the same penis, therefore are vagina cousins.
Oh yeah i remember those two, those were the vagina cousins that Tim hooked up with.
by beastside November 30, 2009
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