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Texting Vibrator

When in the middle of a group text, and messages are constantly coming in. This leads to your phone constantly vibrating. The phone is then shoved up the user's anus, or simply used to better experience masturbation.
Bob: Woah dude, you wont believe this!
You: Believe what?
Bob: I shoved my Texting Vibrator up my asshole. It felt great!
You: OH MY GOD! THAT IS AWESOME!
by FATASSFUCK December 16, 2014
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Amish Vibrator

Joe's wife used the Amish Vibrator last night.
by TrainingWheelsChuck May 14, 2015
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ghetto vibrator

I use my ghetto vibrator on my pussy and then I brush my teeth with it
by Stankassho June 18, 2016
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Alaskan Vibrator

When someone is so cold that their erect penis vibrates at a high frequency due to shivers
Damn dude it was so cold last night I gave River the Alaskan vibrator
by Ren_Valentine_ August 4, 2022
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xbox vibrator

When you shove a xbox controller up your pussy while playing a game with rumble features
Last night I used my xbox vibrator while playing grand theft auto 5
by xQwerty96 April 8, 2015
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vibrating ring

A ring a man puts on his shaft to pleasure a girl vaginally or a man anally.
Oh man Mary, when John put the vibrating ring on his d*ck I had an instant orgasm.
by Nosidam Ztiwobiek November 27, 2017
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wishful vibrating

when you thought your phone vibrated, but it didn't. occurs most often when you are hoping to get a call from that certain someone. this has replaced the 'checking the dial tone' maneuver.
debbie: did he call yet?

jenna: no, but, i swear, i felt my phone vibrate, like, ten times.

debbie: you were wishful vibrating.

jenna: i hate the bus.
by Miss Takin I. Dentity February 4, 2010
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