When all your energy/lifeblood gets ruthlessly sucked out during a meeting with colleagues who (a) excessively repeat themselves, (b) are long talkers or (c) interrupt and/or talk over you and others.
by Ceeliscious March 18, 2011
Get the Vampire Meetingmug. by bilaaaal January 11, 2014
Get the meeting pointmug. A type of meeting intended to increase productivity by prohibiting the use of electronic devices. Hereby the use the Blackberry, iPhone, and other cell phones or hand-held devices is banned, especially laptops.
The whole managerial team is currently unavailable because they are all in a topless meeting and don't want to be disturbed.
by millibuilder April 13, 2010
Get the Topless meetingmug. by Caleb Mack November 8, 2016
Get the Clown Meetingmug. A convening of regularly scheduled work meeting where no new business appears on the agenda. A recapitulation of old business is recycled for the purposes of 1.) the perception that progress is being made 2.) being a sounding board for the boss 3.) avoiding the addition of a new meeting with new responsibilities into the original meeting time slot. In short, a waste of valuable time.
Co-worker A: How was your meeting?
Co-worker B: We discussed nothing new and no progress has been made. It was a green meeting.
Co-worker B: We discussed nothing new and no progress has been made. It was a green meeting.
by K-Trailer December 2, 2010
Get the green meetingmug. A phrase that means ‘a group of people passing around a joint or sharing other drugs’, used to conceal their true intentions. Also called: Adult Prayer Meeting.
*Dad and Uncle Tim are walking out to the shed*
Kids: “Daddy, where are you and Uncle Tim going?”
Dad: “Were gonna have a Prayer Meeting.. you kids go in the house.”
Kids: “But we wanna pray too.”
Dad: “This is an ADULT Prayer Meeting.”
Kids: “Daddy, where are you and Uncle Tim going?”
Dad: “Were gonna have a Prayer Meeting.. you kids go in the house.”
Kids: “But we wanna pray too.”
Dad: “This is an ADULT Prayer Meeting.”
by Scrodom July 7, 2018
Get the Prayer Meetingmug. When your at your girlfriend’s house and you really wanna smash but her parents are around, so you call a bathroom meeting.
You: Damn I wanna smash
Girlfriend: But my parents are over
You: Bathroom meeting?
Girlfriend: Bathroom meeting.
Girlfriend: But my parents are over
You: Bathroom meeting?
Girlfriend: Bathroom meeting.
by RottenPotato69xx June 15, 2019
Get the Bathroom Meetingmug.