net slum

any website which seems poorly maintained and/or likely to contain malware; usually dedicated to illicit or questionably licit practices. Common characteristics include sparse and unattractive layout, frequent spelling errors, dead links, and extensive advertisement.

I had to visit a net slum to pirate that movie.

by NetKnight December 18, 2012

Net Blindness

In sports, the ability only to see the other players on the field/ice, and not the net into which you are supposed to attempt to score eventhough you have a decent shot available to you.

"God damnit!, Tim Connoly's got another bout of net blindness. He tried that impossible pass instead of shooting the fucking puck!"

by EricGCharlotte February 21, 2008

net tap

A tap out of which the "Net" is poured.

"We have a new hire starting on Monday. He's going to need, in the very least, a net tap."

by polepot January 6, 2009

thirst net

A thirst net is the social media of a thirsty net comprised of multiple thirst trap in the form of sexy pictures and post.

Becky “Have you seen Tiffany’s Insta, Snap, Twitter, And Facebook? She’s set so many thirst traps-That it’s now a net- a thirst net.”

by AmazonM May 6, 2018

Net baby

1. Name given to those born post internet

2.young kids who use computers

net babies are learning computers starting in kindergarten.

aww look at little Kimmy shes such a net baby

by interwebz-on-the-pc-now January 19, 2011

flesh net

When you stretch your scrotum into a bowl and catch all of the shower water into it, then fling your genitalia outward to launch the water.

Tim: Dude I just made the biggest flesh net the other day, I totally drenched my hot cousin.
Andy: Fuck yeah! How much would you say it was?
Tim: A good five fluid ounces
Andy:Oh shit dude, that's sick!

by Ass Gargler January 28, 2014

Net nudging

Pushing up against the net on the back of a front seat of a car.

"Can you move your seat, I'm net nudging here"

by ShlyampaDampa January 16, 2022