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DANS

I went to the ghetto liquor store and there were so many DANS hanging around the store.
by Brooke Lane July 24, 2011
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Dan

Men who are named Dan are often upset with the world on a daily basis. They are usually frowning and tend to hate happiness. They also seem to reject anything in life that is remotely pleasant.
Person 1: Hey, want to go out tonight?
Person 2: No I'd rather eat a pinecone and sleep until 2045
Person 1: Ugh you're being such a Dan right now.
by girlgirlgirl98 January 23, 2015
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Dan

Cub Sport band member Dan Puusaari, the drummer
I’m part of the Dan Appreciation Squad
by cubsportstan June 18, 2018
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Dan

Dan is a hot,cute,sexy motherfucker, he’s very sweet but probably has some secrets he is an amazing and smart guy every girl should have a dan
Girl: who’s that

Other girl: that’s dan

Girl: he’s hot
by Umidkyouchoseig February 16, 2019
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Dan

God, Dan loves to fuck dogs
by Lmasterroorje October 30, 2021
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Dan

Toxic ass fuck , snorts meth for a living
There goes that crackhead Dan
by Derpguy2277 April 20, 2020
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Dan

Annoying guy who doesn’t stop calling or complaining about things in the world dans are so annoying today that people don’t like them
Why are dans annoying
by Gogaget November 10, 2018
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