by Brooke Lane July 24, 2011

Men who are named Dan are often upset with the world on a daily basis. They are usually frowning and tend to hate happiness. They also seem to reject anything in life that is remotely pleasant.
Person 1: Hey, want to go out tonight?
Person 2: No I'd rather eat a pinecone and sleep until 2045
Person 1: Ugh you're being such a Dan right now.
Person 2: No I'd rather eat a pinecone and sleep until 2045
Person 1: Ugh you're being such a Dan right now.
by girlgirlgirl98 January 23, 2015

Dan is a hot,cute,sexy motherfucker, he’s very sweet but probably has some secrets he is an amazing and smart guy every girl should have a dan
by Umidkyouchoseig February 16, 2019

Some lying ass fag that gets no girls and lies about his life. He talks shit about his friends behind there backs to feel better about himself.
by Micheal Havis November 14, 2019

1. Getting drunk.
2. Getting banned from a bar.
3. Being over the age of 55 and getting punched in the eye.
2. Getting banned from a bar.
3. Being over the age of 55 and getting punched in the eye.
1. “Let’s get some beers and get Danned tonight guys.”
2. “Yeah I showed my ass and got Danned from the jazz last night.”
3. “So there I was minding my business, sorting my medicine into my weekly pillbox and boom, I get Danned by some random guy.”
2. “Yeah I showed my ass and got Danned from the jazz last night.”
3. “So there I was minding my business, sorting my medicine into my weekly pillbox and boom, I get Danned by some random guy.”
by Lil Cousin October 23, 2020

by cubsportstan June 18, 2018
