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Octopussies 

The non-pretentious way of pluralizing octopus.
Wow! That right here is a shit load of octopussies in that aquarium.
Octopussies by Obombo February 22, 2022

octopussing

getting a live octopus and allowing the tentacles to enter any of your holes, can be done by man or woman
'i was octopussed last night, it went up my bum.' can be pronounced octopussed, octopussing and octopussy, man or woman can partake in this activity.
octopussing by fredkandjlb January 7, 2026

The Octopussian Tar Wobbler 

When 8 grown men insert their penis inside of 1 women’s vagina while bathing in tar and using dead octopus in a homosexual manner with each other.
“My family partook in the act of The Octopussian tar wobbler while I was absent from town. Really wish I could’ve joined in”