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mort·gol·ogy (mortg-aul-ojee) - noun

premeditated obligation; pledge to provide basic mortgage knowledge.

an informal extention of mortgage knowledge, created just for newbies .
Origin: 2007– 1 mortg·ol·o·gy ; extracted from scientific words such as astrology, geology
"Wow! The foundation of mort·gol·ogy (mortg-aul-ojee) - noun was created to teach newbies and professionals alike to enjoy the basics of home buying"
by asanchez74 July 6, 2007
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Lesbinator (noun)

If someone makes out with a girl which outs herself later as lesbian, he is called a lesbinator.
Sven made out with Sandra at the party. Today she outed herself as a lesbian. He is now a lesbinator (noun).
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Life (noun)

A sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death.There is currently no known cure.
The miracles of baby birth after it is born it has an 100% chance of receiving Life (noun)
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Noun

A name of a person, place or thing.
Nouns-Downs
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Yortard - noun

An individual afflicted with a particular, highly specialized learning disability which prevents them from acquiring a working knowledge of certain American English grammar* rules pertaining to the proper use of the words 'your' and 'you're' in the context of written communications.

Conjugation
1. possesive: Yourtard
2. plural: Urtards
3. adjective: You're-tarded

Etymology

1. You're yoor; unstressed yer contraction** of you are: "You're certain that's right?" > Can be confused: yore, your, you're.

2. Retard: ree-tahrd a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.*

Notes
Contraction - A shortened form of a word or group of words, with the omitted letters often replaced in written English by an apostrophe, as e'er for ever, isn't for is not, dep't for department.
>> Usage: Contractions such as you're, isn't, couldn't, can't, weren't, he'll and they're are symptomatic of informal speech and writing. They are common in personal letters, business letters, journalism, and fiction; they are rare in scientific and scholarly writing. Contractions occur in formal writing mainly as representations of speech.

** specifically the rules surrounding morphological differentiations between homophonic contractions vs. possessive phonemes

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Yortard - noun

A typical Yortard might write, "YOUR A DEAD MAN!"

Then, if you were to ask why, they might reply,

"Cuz my dad found YOU'RE autographed first edition

of the MLA Rubric under my mom's pillow AGAIN!

Your gonna get you're ass beat if you come to...

You'reba Linda!"
by N8, Ideal, Duke Hollister June 15, 2013
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Nouning

The act of changing words that are not typically nouns into nouns.
Nouning is a verb, however in this sentence it is being portrayed as a noun.
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Stuffy: Noun (Plural: Stuffers)

Stuffy: Noun (Plural: Stuffers)

We should enslave every and all stuffers. Stuffy Enslavement Union, rejoice!
by Drooper is poggers June 14, 2021
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