"This place is full of sewer mules! Where are all the hot women at?"
"No offense, but I wouldn't sleep with your sister last night because she is a sewer mule"
"No offense, but I wouldn't sleep with your sister last night because she is a sewer mule"
by ValleyMadness.com September 11, 2006

by YoloSwagtron9000 January 23, 2014

My sister in law is such a fucking mule stain.
Or
My boss has no idea what the fuck he is doing. What a damn mule stain.
Or
My boss has no idea what the fuck he is doing. What a damn mule stain.
by yaaer of the mule May 18, 2013

1. A woman forced to carry your baby.
2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.
3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.
4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)
2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.
3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.
4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)
1. Hey Mike your wife's had another mis-carriage why don't you get yourself a Jizz Mule.
2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.
3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.
4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.
2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.
3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.
4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.
by boss_and_chief May 14, 2011

Verb: To force or coerce an individual via violence, manipulation or other blatant means into a situation or action they find intensely undesirable. Browbeating, where the end result is always unpleasant for the recipient.
by Keegasaur July 23, 2014

Giving out serious levels of banter and not giving a flying fuck who gets upset... all aboard the banter bus
by Sutty9 August 24, 2018

When you get a boner that won't go away, while going commando, and eventually rug burns the tip of your penis.
Q: did you hook up with that chick last night?
A: nah, all she did was dry hump me furiously. Gave me bareback mule.
A: nah, all she did was dry hump me furiously. Gave me bareback mule.
by DeadWassmon January 16, 2022
