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Michael Michael Motorcycle 

An intensive sexual act where one homosexual man treats his partner like a motorbike. This includes topping the man while squeezing and twisting his testicles with maximum torque to replicate revving up the engine. The act can even go as far as doing routine oil checks on the man's rectal cavity and seat polishing which includes intensive backshots, resulting in maximum surface area ejaculation coverage.

Most partners will use full leather bondage suits in order to further replicate the motorbike appeal
Hey man, I was hoping to take my Michael Michael Motorcycle out of the garage tonight and go for a long drive!
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National buy your loved one a motorcycle day 

The international day of buying your loved one the motorcycle they desire is March 23.
It's 23 today, national buy your loved one a motorcycle day, i have to buy him that h2r he always talks about.

ninjas on motorcycles 

1. A staple image from 80's action flicks, the whole idea of something being cool for coolness sake despite lack of practicality. Given that ninjas are supposed to be stealthy and quiet, it is impractical for them to be riding these noisemakers. Usually, these ninjas also usually carry uzis and has the ability to climb up the side of semi-trucks.

2. Something that is doubly cool. Ninjas are cool. Motorcycles are cool. Ninjas on Motorcycles? Doubly cool.
1. This Michael Bay movie is like watching ninjas on motorcycles!

2. Samuel L. Jackson isn't just cool, he is like ninjas on motorcycles cool!
ninjas on motorcycles by d_art February 7, 2007

Triumph Motorcycles

1. A British motorycle company which dominated the motorcycle market with their medium range (500-650cc) parallel twin cylinder engine cycles from the 1950s to the 1960s. The epitome of two wheeled motoring and the last of a line of motorcycles which possessed a soul. From the early 1970s, Japanese motorcycle companies such as Honda came upon the scene and killed the heart of the British motorcycle with low cost production motorcycles.

2. A British motorcyle that can beat a Harley-Davidson any day of the week.

3. A finicky breed of motorcycle which is not for the faint of heart. Plan on tinkering with the motorcycle frequently and dealing with leaking oil. It is a futile attempt to get it to completely stop.
The low mechanical burble from the Triumph's engine was intoxicating as it idled in the cold morning sun.

Triumph motorcycles have true power and spirit, much in the way that a Honda does not.

"I couldn't go out last Sunday morning because my motorcycle was leaking gas and oil. It took me hours to make it leak less."
Triumph Motorcycles by JediMaster7 December 28, 2005

Want to see my motercycle? 

A phrase used to trick young girls into sucking your wiener in a shed. It works, even if you don't have a motorcycle.
Guy: "Hey, want to see my motercycle?"
Girl: "Uhhh, I guess so..."

Card Games on Motorcycles 

1) The premise of Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, which is a horrible abomination.

2) A VERY stupid idea. If TEXTING and driving can kill you/others, then playing a children's card game while doing so is going to wind up even worse.
I came..." "WHAT!?" "To this city..." "Oh" "To deliver a message." .... "Card Games on Motorcycles.

Black Rebel Motercycle Club 

1. A Very Good, if slightly greasy, band.
2. Marlon Brandos Gand In 'the wild one'
'brmc rule'