Waking up and discovering various fruit, pastries, and/or cereal covering your body (primarily genitals) with no recollection of consuming and/or purchasing sed items; the name originating from Post Blueberry Morning Cereal.
Hey Joe, what did we do last night? I woke up with my balls covered in a McDonald's parfait...what a blueberry morning.
by JJMcJ February 9, 2010
Get the blueberry morningmug. When an ugly girl, who wears a ton of makeup in order to look attractive, wakes up in the morning she is said to be a morning goblin. The makeup invariably rubs off during the night or is otherwise removed, revealing the girls 'true' appearance.
by Jethro Tull October 9, 2007
Get the morning goblinmug. by Metal26freak August 9, 2007
Get the pure morningmug. To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.
by oxmix October 21, 2003
Get the morning glorymug. A coyote morning is when one has too much to drink the night before and as a result wakes up next to someone less than desireable. Like a trapped coyote one would rather gnaw off their own arm than risk waking the creature next to them.
"I drank way to much last night and woke up having another coyote morning"
"that chick at the bar was hot last night, but she turned into a coyote morning for me"
"that chick at the bar was hot last night, but she turned into a coyote morning for me"
by The Add December 20, 2007
Get the coyote morningmug. by Slick Nick12 December 16, 2008
Get the Morning Tentmug. Hey man!! g-morning
how ya doing
how ya doing
by Shady C.T.R February 4, 2009
Get the g-morningmug.