Bad mong

Somebody who comes out with pointless comments and is generally irritating, often used by the brainiest of people to describe a person less clever than themselves however it's a funny phrase and makes me chuckle. People who wear huaraches and skinny joggers are described as "bad mongs" as well as those who wear them shitty sports pants that look like condoms and EA7 bubble jackets. Usually overused but that's minor

Hahaha what a bad mong

Matt Finn Shut the fuck up, you bad mong

Mairead = bad mong

by Stalecake April 24, 2015

jiz monger

A proper twat or just a right thunder cunt.

He acted like a right jiz monger last night.

by Ivorbiggen September 19, 2015

mong-o-tron

Someone who is utterly retarded (and also possibly a transformer)

Megatron: I will pwn your ass Optimus Prime!!
Optimus Prime: STFU mong-o-tron

by lemonfreshsmurf March 26, 2007

Tana mongeau

A bitch who likes lying and saying she got fucked with a toothbrush.

Hey do you know tana mongeau?

Oh that toothbrush hoe?

by The bitch206 June 30, 2018

Monged Out

A term used to refer to someone who is unable to speak due to a large intake of cannabis

Don't even talk to that guy, he is monged out!

by Goodguygav February 21, 2011

moongoat

Very very very very very very very scary and carnivorous goats with big horns and pointy fangs. They feed on posers, fags and poser-fags, that cannot be included in the Necrowizard's blasphemous plan of Planet Norway. Moongoats are known to blasphemously drag the Necrowizards unholy necrobobsled, across the perpetually grim and Norwegiously frostbitten moonfjords of Abazagorath!

the blasphemous moongoat disemboweled 666 poserfags!

by Morbid Thor December 28, 2004

Mong Foot

When a girl's Ugg boots slope so far down to one side that they are walking on the sides of their feet. Instead of throwing the boots away they continue to wear them into oblivion.

Look at her over there, she's got mong foot!

by Peculiar Percy June 19, 2010