Monique

Verb. The act of getting married and telling no one for an extended period of time.

My child's been saying he's going to Monique me for years. I just learned he was married a year ago.

by I knew I'd do it April 13, 2024

Monique

monique is a very good caring friend , she looks out for you helps you when needed the most not judgemental & very very beautiful is a loyal human-being !

friend " have you seen monique "

other friend " no , but i hear she's hot! "

by simppp444sugarhillddott May 14, 2023

Monique

The badest Bitch! Ghetto but Soo Fabulous! Street smart and book smart, with a weird funny sense of humor all in one. Monique's are soooo Sweet, Beautiful, smart,Loyal, funny,and not afraid to tell you what it is and what's it's not! Even if it means your feelings may be hurt, you Can always count on Monique keeping it Real with you in every way. Undeniably one of the most interesting funniest most loyal being u will meet Ever!!!!Monique is a true Freak that will make ur dick so fukin hard and horny that u will cum Rainbows and Gold JizZ every time Guaranteed.!

Jesse: Hay who's that chick that just walked in the room ?
David: Dog, that's Monique! She's fukin Bomb.com!!!!!

by SexyMexy#13 October 17, 2020

Monique van Bael

She was born in 1915 and became a high ranking Nazi's Officer in 1938. In World War II she raped and killed a lot of children in Auswitz. In 1945 she got killed by Joseph Stalin and went to hell. In 2000 she got raised from the death by Adolf Hitler. She got sent to Germany to become a rapist German teacher and then she got sent to the Netherlands to torture and rape children from the Blariacumcollege in Blerick.

Damn, that bitch really do be a Monique van Bael

by Hiding bodies with Helmer November 23, 2022

Monique

Da biggest GhEtTo gIrL iN 6D

me: accidentally bumps her*
Monique: MATE CAN U SEE?! HOW DARE YOU?! ugh-

by PPitsShookiePP November 26, 2019

Monique

The badest Bitch! Ghetto but Soo Fabulous! Street smart and book smart, with a weird funny sense of humor all in one. Monique's are soooo Sweet, Beautiful, smart,Loyal, funny,and not afraid to tell you what it is and what's it's not! Even if it means your feelings may be hurt, you Can always count on Monique keeping it Real with you in every way. Undeniably one of the most interesting funniest most loyal being u will meet Ever!!!!Monique is a true Freak that will make ur dick so fukin hard and horny that u will cum Rainbows and Gold JizZ every time Guaranteed.!

Jesse: Hay who's that chick that just walked in the room ?
David: Dog, that's Monique! She's fukin Bomb.com!!!!!

by SexyMexy#13 October 17, 2020

Monique

A girl who is so incredibly smart, kind, funny and talented. She is unbelievably creative, is extremely skilled at painting, singing, and acting. She’s unfailingly generous, and is always willing to help out. She’s wicked smart, and combines this with her generosity to help out her more academically lacklustre peers. She’s constantly smiling and laughing, and is always happy to run with a joke. Her boundless creativity can be seen in all areas of her life- she’s a skilful cook, and always looks extremely cool, with hair dyed in fun colours and new and interesting makeup. No University hall would be complete without a Monique in it. If she’s single, it’s only because no man is worthy of her.

Dude did you see Monique’s paintings? They’re so good oh my god!

by An Esoteric Pumpkin July 3, 2025