secret moses

the jewish version of secret santa, created for people who feel left out during office holiday parties because they cannot participate in the act of gift giving disguised as santa claus.

this year everyone in the office will play the game 'secret moses', where we all give someone else a gift for festivus, christmas, hannukah, or kwanza.

by kyle popov December 8, 2009

Tits of Moses

An exclamation to express a person's disagreement or frustration with a given person, time, or event. Alternatively this phrase can be used to describe the great magnitude of an event.

Despite the misleading use of the word "tits" this phrase is hardly if ever used in a sexual context.

Example 1:
Bill: Did you study for the test Dave?
Dave: Tits of moses! I completely forgot!

Example 2:
Mother: Jimmy! Go outside and mow the lawn!
Jimmy: Tits of moses mom do I really have to?

Example 3:
Steve: Dude check that chick out!
Larry: Tits of moses she's fine! I'd like to take a bite outta' dem' apples!

by SomeoneIknow January 12, 2010

Movses

Another word commonly used for BAWS (Boss), an overruling person. Liked by all.

Man, rick is a complete Movses.. I wish i was him.

by Grimmmm23 September 11, 2011

gay Moses

Someone, generally gay, who has gained notoriety for being a person to whom gay people come out for the first time. The gay Moses leads the newbie, or person who has just realized he/she is gay, through the coming out process, parting the Red Sea - that is, conservative America.

Kevin: Dude, Jon totally just came out to me.
Doug: I told you: you're a gay Moses!

by Dougy Fresh Cataluña December 30, 2007

Des Moines

The capital city of Iowa, also the largest city in Iowa with a metro population of about a half mil (not huge but good sized for the midwest). Contrary to popular belief, not a bad city, ranked #4 for quality of life in the US. Only really bad part is Des Moines is over 80% white, so it's not very "hip."

Dude, are you going to the concert in Des Moines?

by Iowan December 3, 2004

Des Moines Diaper

The act of anal sex with a female that when completed with said act evidence of anal sex is left on the male penis and the said evidence is wiped on the females panties and the female puts the panties back on without knowledge of said evidence.

Dude I fucked that chick from the bar up her ass last night and when we were done I gave her the ole Des Moines Diaper!!

by LIL_MARK June 4, 2009

Crikey Moses

Shock, disbelief, surprise

Tommy’s saw his girl naked for the first time and said “Crikey Moses!”

by Platmatt October 15, 2019