microwave olympics

When you do every job you can before your microwavable food is done

Random: watcha doing?
Bob: Microwave Olympics

by merciless_blade February 9, 2014

Vegan microwave

Putting a carrot up your ass

Damn that girl Rebecca invented the vegan microwave.

by Chromatin Nice June 15, 2018

Microwave Mic

Someone's mic that sounds like a microwave.

guy 1: joins discord vc with a Microwave Mic
guy 2: yo who has a microwave on in the vc.
guy 3: idk man but someone has a Microwave Mic

by anonymous September 30, 2023

Georgia Microwave

When a man has butt sex with someone and after pulling out a woman covers the dick with mayo and the woman proceeds to lick it off.

Hey baby, you wanna georgia microwave later?

by MAYA ZOOEY JORDAN & CONNOR January 17, 2009

microwave syndrome

When a wireless internet signal is interrupted by a nearby running microwave.

Guy: Hey sorry I got disconnected from chat, my computer got microwave syndrome.

by caretcaret December 19, 2009

microwave mayonnaise

another word for sperm

I ate a mouthful of microwave mayonnaise last night...it was nasty.

by Dani_O February 8, 2009

mexican microwave

A mexican microwave is leaving the rest of your lunch burrito(or other preferrably hot lunch item) on the dashboard of a vehicle in warm/hot weather as to preserve it for continued consumption throughout the day.

I'm getting hungry again cabron, good thing I got the mexican microwave in the Dodge keepin my shit warm while I pick these fuckin strawberries. AYE.

by bigfnmike October 7, 2008