The person who eats alone in the cafeteria because nobody wants to sit with someone who dips food in mayonnaise.
by FranknBeans October 29, 2014
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Get the mayonnaise baptism mug.The act of a man and woman having sex after a different man has already ejaculated in said woman and man #2's penis is covered in the ejaculate of man #1 upon pulling out.
"I hooked up with Billy in the closet during the party only to bump into Steve right after. He had no idea so when we hooked up I totally gave him a Mayonnaise Popsicle."
by HandyAndy33 July 27, 2019
Get the Mayonnaise Popsicle mug.When you pull out during sex and cum on someone's back without telling them so they lay down and smear semen on their sheets.
Did you hear about Drew's girlfriend dumping him? Yeah man, he gave her a mayonnaise backpack and she ruined her sheets. 1,500 thread count, bruh. That's not cheap!
by Neo-Neo Zeon July 1, 2020
Get the Mayonnaise Backpack mug.To insert ones spit lubed middle and index finger into both nasal passageways of an unsuspecting bistander.
“That was such a good mayonnaise pocket, I got more booger on my finger than he got spit in his nose!”
by Gabitron2000 November 23, 2017
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Get the crusty mayonnaise mug.When an Alpha Male (Lad) spaffs is load all over the tits of his not so well endowed female member of the community, It is known as a Mayonnaise Pancake.
Lewis: I'm going to come right now.
Rosie: Do it on my tits, you rancid beast.
Lewis: No, I don't want to create a mayonnaise pancake. I'm going to spaff in your ear instead.
Rosie: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
Rosie: Do it on my tits, you rancid beast.
Lewis: No, I don't want to create a mayonnaise pancake. I'm going to spaff in your ear instead.
Rosie: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
by A Top LAD. August 20, 2011
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