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balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!
by DaveDH June 14, 2024
mugGet the balls like mashed potatoesmug.

Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.
by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023
mugGet the Mashed Potato Captainmug.

Backwards Mashed Potatoes

The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.
by NapoleonD December 28, 2023
mugGet the Backwards Mashed Potatoesmug.

Mashed Potatoes

To cut off your ball sack and testicles, mash them into a pulp and feed it to your sexual partner or eat it yourself.
"Did you hear that Jane ate her boyfriend's Mashed Potatoes?" "Yeah, I heard it was delicious"
by WeirdSexualStimulation September 17, 2025
mugGet the Mashed Potatoesmug.

the mashed potato

When you're unaware of your pregnancy and you still have sex.
"What the hell? I don't what happened to Jimmy, but he be looking like he got the mashed potato. Not sure what happened to him, but when he came out, he came out in pieces."
by TheSpizzleWizard December 6, 2021
mugGet the the mashed potatomug.

Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy

A codeword for homosexual men, dating back to the 80s and part of the early 90s. If a man wanted to signal to other homosexuals in a restaurant, he would specifically order a turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and turkey gravy on the side. Then afterwards said homosexual would head out to the nearest secluded area, usually a wooded enviroment.
Jim just ordered the Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy on the side, he must be looking for a hookup in the woods.
by FedUpLineCook August 22, 2019
mugGet the Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravymug.

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