Marcus

Childish guy with extremly dirty minded

Marcus always wants to suck on something, and you never know if your the next one

by tufs October 6, 2021

marnus

marnus (n): a person who has mildly embarrassed themselves, especially through an act of stupidity; a fool (affectionate)

marnused (v): to have mildly embarrassed oneself through a minor act of studity; to have been burned or pwned.

"I totally marnused myself when I tried to chat up that girl without realising she was a lesbian."

by Russell Brown October 17, 2006

Marcus

Marcus is one of the best friends you can ever hope to get, he is generally quite if he doesn’t know you but when he knows you he is very talkative and he will be good in a debate he will argue his point across and take no prisoners

Marcus you are great

by Real English dictionary March 20, 2019

Mariusz Pudzianowski

won worlds strongest man 5 times and is really muscley

man:did u see Mariusz Pudzianowski pull that plane
woman:no ill watch it on you tube av u seen his muscles mmmmm

by amyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx January 29, 2009

Marouane Chamakh

Marouane Chamakh is the god like Centre Forward with magical heading skills who players for Arsenal. Him and his large trousersnake transferred from Bordeaux last season, leaving behind his bromance with Yoann Gourcuff. He is well known for his Gelled hair, but his best feature is his 8 inch long penis. He is well known as the Moroccan prince due to coming from the mysterious land of Morocco. However he know resides in his castle with his Moroccan Princess in Norf Landan

"Did you see that header by the Moroccan Prince?" Girl 1
"Yes! His hair didn't even move an inch!" Girl 2
"Fuck I would marry Marouane Chamakh if he wasn't with his Moroccan Princess Nerea!" Girl 1

by xabispenis October 3, 2010

Marcus Rashford

The best ever player to grace the Premier League, the rightful heir to Ronaldo's throne.

None of the Premier League's players have come as good as Marcus Rashford, what a player, what a legend.

by Teemu Werner December 4, 2020

fat marcus

A piece pf shit fat fuck that does nothing but eat and sleep

haha, look at that fat marcus over there eating

by ugly_blobfish :D June 8, 2017