mao brain

Getting a blowjob from a woman of Asian decent

I got mao brain at the Chinese sorority party last night

by CliccLiKe May 3, 2020

mao

Shortened of LMAO, its way easier to say

I fucked ur sister last night.

MAO (instead of LMAO)

by Pro gamer 123 May 19, 2020

mao

Mao is the blueprint of all Archangel members. Mao is pure, and clean.
Mao loves everyone dearly.
Mao is Dahling

Person 1: Mao.
Person 2: Aoaoao.
Person 1: Mao. Mao mao. 🐎

- @mariiahstruely (twtter)

by mariiahstruely September 29, 2020

Ming Mang Mao

When a video is leaked showing the toughest alpha male in the neighborhood, performing oral sex and getting his face repeatedly slapped by a transgender woman’s penis.

Did you see the video of him? He just let that trans woman ming mang mao him!

by stolenhorcrux March 16, 2022

God Emperor Mao

God Emperor Mao is the most powerful person in the universe. With his god like powers an physique, he can decrees or increase your social credits faster then the speed of light.

I just got a call from God Emperor Mao, you will have your balls chopped off in five days

by get the hell off my property October 12, 2021

Mao

-An exclamation made as a response when someone tells you to do something you don't want to do but know you should.

-A way to express stubbornness or a spirited nature in a playfully oppositional way.

-Inspired by the sound a cat makes when either annoyed or annoying others.

Person A: I'm really tired.

Person B: Go to sleep!
Person A: Mao!

by Little White Paws October 29, 2021

Mao Tse Lung

A viral flu-like infection in humans, which targets the lungs, and is caused by the SARS-COV-2 virus. Originally detected in Wuhan, China. Also known as COVID19 and Flu Manchu.

I can’t go to work. I think I have Mao Tse Lung.

by [e-mail] September 17, 2021