Malverne

Literally one of the smallest and richest towns on Long Island. The people here are filthy rich Irish Republicans. The teens are all over-sheltered, spoiled and sometimes weirdos because they have been sent to catholic schools by their racist parents in lieu of the diverse Malverne School District. The town is bordered by Lynbrook and West Hempstead. Everyone here eats bagels and Pizza. We all LOVE Danny's Bagels. You will find thicker long island accents here and expensive sports cars parked in front of beautiful, yet modestly sized homes. Everyone has been to Malverne Cinema and has watched Malverne Mel on groundhog day. The teens all go to Lynbrook and West Hempstead to hang out and party because there's too many old people in Malverne. We have our own tiny police department made up of overpaid and under-worked officers who confiscate teens skateboards, harass the minority kids who go to the public schools, and wait for speeders on Ocean Avenue. Everyone knows everyone and there is an extreme community vibe here. An all around great place to live in the end.

"I'm from Malverne, I go to Kellenberg High"

Person #1: Where are you from?
Person #2: Malverne
Person #1: Wheres that?

Person #1: Where are you from?
Person #2: Malverne
Person #2: You must have money.

by Long Island Iced Tea August 26, 2013

malker

a person who talkes in movies

i went to the movies yesterday and there was this malker so i bashed him

by goobeejoo November 25, 2007

MALPRACTICAL

Adjective corresponding to noun "malpractice"

Verizon carried out a malpractical assignment of three new e-mail addresses.

by Smintheus March 7, 2011

Masper

A way for saying sperma, the greek word for semen, in a polite way.

1) Thn teleytaia fora pou se eida eixes ena karo masper ston topa sou. Ti allakse?

2) - Ti odontokrema xrhsimopoieis kai einai toso leyka ta dontia sou?

- Aaa vazw masper ka8e vrady kai to afhnw xwris 3evgalma.

by dim07naoume June 29, 2011

Malpractice

In Hindi slang "MAL" means "girls". Therefore, Malpractice is something like flirting with girls.

My friends are getting bored, so they decided to have some malpractice.

by nishu January 29, 2009

alma maller

Alma maller is often referred to as one's "home mall." One's home mall is considered to be the largest mall near them.

East town mall, in Knoxville, is my alma maller!

by Zephyrr January 25, 2004

mapper

fucking mappy jeff pike. he is so god damn mappy. sudden movements and heavy breathing.

Jeff Pike is so god damn mappy. "fucking mappy bastard!"-Phil

by friends of mappy April 9, 2005