careless lumberjack

When a male releases a large turd into a shallow toilet. The turd makes contact with the bowl before being pinched off, falls forward, and smacks the man in the back of the scrotum.

I was expecting to drop a log cabin, not get bludgeoned by a careless lumberjack.

by ryan_anarchon October 1, 2008

Lumberjack Vegetable

A hearty soup designed with the survival needs of lumberjacks in mind. The soup was conceived by a Bowling Green, Ohio proprietor and is a popular dish at Myles Dairy Queen.

There is no way I can handle a heaping bowl of Lumberjack Vegetable, right now.

by Hey.YoungHumma.Hey May 19, 2011

lumberjack's elbow

Tendinitis acquired from chopping wood.

I've been single too long ... My lumberjack's elbow is getting worse.

by Ricardo Macho February 20, 2014

lumberjack challenge

Going 40 days during lent without masturbating.

Person 1: Aye what you gonna give up for lent?

Person 2: Im gonna do the lumberjack challenge.

Person 1: Wtf is that?

Person 2: I have to go the whole 40 days without jacking off.

Person 2: Damn best of luck to you.

by jigabojones March 19, 2014

California Lumberjack

synonym for 'hipster'

"Gobun wears flannel and listens to death grips. He's a california lumberjack"

by MrGobun January 6, 2015

Lumberjack Chode

It is commonly known around the world that every single Lumberjack who has ever lived had or has a Chode.

This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.

Lumberjack 1: Hey, Lumberjack 2, does my Lumberjack Chode look lumpy to you?

Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-

(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)

by Grant Hansen July 3, 2018

Lumberjack Shit

The most unholy of bowel movements.

"Hey I'll be right back, those Nacho's really gave me the lumberjack shits."

by Dassinbogs June 30, 2017