Kenyon College's version of the Hunger Games. A few privileged groups can avoid it. Of all those who participate, a lucky few win and get all the glory, while most simply lose.
"Aw man, I lost the housing lottery again. Stuck in Mather as a SENIOR!"
"Sorry man. It seems the odds are never in your favor. On the bright side, the number you got this year was the BEST sophomore lottery number last year."
"Sorry man. It seems the odds are never in your favor. On the bright side, the number you got this year was the BEST sophomore lottery number last year."
by tapegal25 April 16, 2015
When you order a drink from Dunkin Donuts, and wait to see whether they actually serve you the correct drink (a.k.a. "winning the lottery"). Like the actual lottery, the chances of winning are very slim, and it's probably not even worth playing in the first place.
"I played the Dunkin lottery today. Lost, as usual."
"That's how the lottery makes money, from idiots like you!"
"That's how the lottery makes money, from idiots like you!"
by TitanicSinclair March 28, 2016
When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.
Me: Fuck I sharted
Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!
Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 4, 2020
A lottery that you can buy tickets to often at a very low price that instead of giving away money gives away free sex of in other words free pussy.
by Judge dredd7 September 12, 2011
The Idea that a person's quality of life is determined at birth. His/her life is all dependent on race, region, religion, sex, and genetics.
This is also known as "Lottery of Birth".
This is also known as "Lottery of Birth".
Tommy: Did you hear about that Paki kid that was forced into marriage at 10?
John: Poor girl lost the birth lottery.
John: Poor girl lost the birth lottery.
by Sazuri January 26, 2019
The Sex Lottery is a phrase that describes the process of replying to online posts written by women who and seeking hookups. These types of posts can be found on websites such as reddit. Many men tend to reply to them. Usually, only a small handful of the men who reply are chosen by the women to hookup with, therefore the odds of meeting the women who make the posts are extremely low, hence why it is called the Sex Lottery.
by flowerlilypad October 20, 2022
1.) Someone who says the very first thing that comes to their mind. Just like a lottery machine and how the first number that comes out is the number they say out loud.
2.) It is also when the thing you say is completely random. Like when a lottery machine spits out a number ball at random.
2.) It is also when the thing you say is completely random. Like when a lottery machine spits out a number ball at random.
by Jizzle99 April 18, 2015