Lorenzo

A gorgeous brute of a man with hella cake like daym its massive and its all real too and his gorgeous baboon lips could suck your soul dry.

Daym, Lorenzo's lips could suck all the water out of Africa

by yasqueen123456789 April 25, 2022

Lorenzo

selfish, self centered asshole who uses his personal issues as a crutch and doesn't know how to take responsibility for the many stupid things that he does; would rather avoid any problems he's created until he can't anymore instead manning up and owning up to his mistakes.

Hey bestfriend, Lorenzo fucked me over again! Shocker.

by LolSmileyFace4 January 21, 2018

Lorenzo

-twat
-annoying person
-person with stupid comebacks (i.e. whats you say to him in the first place)

Petey
TWAT!!!! btw ur a fag

Lorenzo
shut up dumbass faggot im no twat
btw ur a d bag

Petey
a douche bag**
by the way, i alredy called u a fag
and u dont even no wht a twat is

Lorenzo
i called u faggot which still is the same thing but u dont even no what a twat is

Petey
good one
cuz i didnt just fuckin say that

Lorenzo
then wtf is it

Petey
confidential u need level infinite clearence to no that

by Da Dang Da Dang June 9, 2009

lorenzo alcazar

hot piece of ass. great human being. perfect ten.

"that lorenzo alcazar, he's a hot piece of ass!"

by nlm October 11, 2004

Lorenzo

A boy who would fuck anyone and anything. He'll call you multiple times during the day and night. He's also obsessed with his butt and jaw line. You'll never find anyone as stupid

That idiot over there?, he's such a Lorenzo

by fta April 4, 2015

lorenti

A sexy bitch that's an Italian hunk that always loves to be played with. If some one asks u to do something they will always do it no matter what task it is.

She is such a lorenti.

by Shejsjd May 19, 2018

Lorenzo

Lorenzo can tend to be a weak ass fuckboy who is usually short and likes to play soccer. Likes to mess with people's minds and often doesnt like a lot of people. Will pretend to like you just to talk about you behind your back. Acts cool when usually aren't and can be mean. Sometimes Lorenzos can be very nice but not around the age 11-13. A bad liar.

Middle Schooler: Hey Lorenzo is such a dick.
Boy: I know you don' want to be like him.

by plussycushion January 23, 2015