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Lizard-Neck 

noun liz-erd nek A condition similar in nature to batwing, occurs on a hot day or during a workout, may also result from the presence of post cloital fluids; defined as the cock sticking to the ballsack as though it were glued, taped or velcroed down. Most often requires a manual adjustment or in sever cases the application of any various over the counter anti-friction powders. The state of Lizard-Neck is not permanent (unless superglued by a vengeful ex) and only effects males.
This muggy weather is giving me the worst Lizard-Neck!

I've got to take care of this Lizard-Neck-SKKRREEECCCCHHHHH- ah that's better.
Lizard-Neck by Narf December 1, 2017
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Lizard Wrestle 

Often played by men at sports socials, the lizard wrestle or lizard fight consists of two naked men on their knees facing each other with a belt binding them at the neck. The winner must pull their opponent across a line. Gin drinking is optional but recommended.
That lizard wrestle last night was hilarious; the sound of his cock hitting his stomach rang through the corridors.
Lizard Wrestle by Queefmaster February 24, 2020

Lizard Nigga

Scaly, Ugly, Huge, Dirty Nigga
brandon wayne: Wassup Jordan
Jordan Curzie: Shut up you dirty lizard nigga!
Lizard Nigga by Brandon Leisure August 15, 2021

lizard boy 

A kid named jovan fowlers he’s scaled like a damn lizard.But he does act like an autistic monkey sometimes and he’s very gay.
anthony-“who’s that kid that looks like a lizard

Gavin-i think his name is jovan he looks like a lizard boy
lizard boy by divan556 June 17, 2022

Lizard Whip 

The equivalent of "mushroom stamping", reserved for those men who have not been circumcised. It involves slapping a person with the penis hard enough to leave an imprint on the recipient's body. If the person was circumcised, it would leave a mushroom shaped imprint. If not, a lizard tail. Hence the name- Lizard Whip
While my girlfriend was asleep last night, I lizard whipped her forehead. It turned out great, but I'm sure I'll be couching it for the next week.
Lizard Whip by Green eggs and baaaam December 13, 2012

Lizard Queen 

Noun, singular.
That really hot girl you know who's always surrounded by ugly, ugly dudes.
Sandra spent the evening holding court amongst a large group of sweaty-faced, Axe-wearing, computer science majoring, aethetically challenged guys. They were drawn to her like moths to a flame. She was a true lizard queen.
Lizard Queen by Lamehlia March 18, 2009

lizard volt 

Aup duck giz a look at your Lizard Volt.
lizard volt by 124lizard November 18, 2016