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Australian Leopard Paw

When one man squats over a bowl while another man kneels in front of him gagging to his balls. As the man squatting nearly reaches climax he has to projectile squirt diarrhoea out of his anus into the bowl and simultaneously as he ejaculates the man kneeling has to coat his hand in fecal matter and splatter the excrement on the squatting man’s chest as he takes his balls deep in his throat.
Last night Jeremy’s girlfriend walked in on him and I doing an Australian Leopard Paw.
by Puppington July 12, 2025
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Kay Kay Leopard

THE BEST PERSON EVER AT OC ILY KAYLA
-Anonymous
by anonymous83748 December 7, 2021
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Watermelon Moose Leopard

To engage in sex with a black woman that has a cameltoe (see Moose Lips) while growling from the pleasure of the act
Carl: Yesterday i saw this chick and gave her the best Watermelon Moose Leopard ever
Josh: really?
Carl: no not really lol i wish i did
by Sgt. Pepper himself November 17, 2025
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Leonard Hofstadter

Sheldon Cooper's best friend and roommate on the show The Big Bang Theory. He is a man with godlike powers, as he is able to survive Sheldon's constant knack for annoying others to the extreme.
Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.
by We Are Anonymous November 13, 2014
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Kawhi Leonard

A robot. Has to execute code "pretend human" in order to blend in, this results in him missing a shot. He was created by the lizard people. In spite of his great power and abilities, he cannot execute code, "human emotion" due to being faulty. The error in the code was a result of the realization he is in essence a God and no one is really capable of doing anything to him.
Kawhi Leonard *executes code: human laugh*
Kawhi Leonard : uh he uh heau ah he ahaha.. huh
by Lovelybuthole May 27, 2019
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Leopards Ate My Face

Leopards Ate My Face When I Voted For The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party is a parody subreddit which almost exclusively features content of people regretting their choice of voting for Brexit or Trump.

Definition on r/leopardsatemyface:
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Revel in the schadenfreude anytime someone has a sad because they're suffering consequences from something they voted for or supported or wanted to impose on other people.
A: "How do you feel about Brexit as a Brexit voter?"
B: "I never thought that it would be such a sh*tshow"
A: "Leopards Ate My Face When I Voted For The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party"
by printergobrrrrrr September 25, 2020
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Leopards Eating People's Faces Party

A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)
Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."
by Medusa Magic July 23, 2021
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