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Left-handed Sponge

A product that has been over-engineered for a too specific purpose. A product is usually considered to be a left-handed sponge when it is marketed with a very specific purpose, yet another cheaper generic multi-purpose product can easily be used in its place.
Did you get some chain lube for your bike? Nah, it's a left-handed sponge. I just use WD-40.
by seanmft April 23, 2014
mugGet the Left-handed Spongemug.

left handed devil worshiper

An individual who writes or operates with their left hand, and subsequently worships Satan.
by i don't like usernames March 22, 2017
mugGet the left handed devil worshipermug.

My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections
*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand
by jabberwokey October 11, 2023
mugGet the My phone flew to my left/right handmug.

left handed comment

A comment made with the intent of being condesinding or a smart ass.
did you hear her make that Left Handed Comment like you didnt have a clue: "This is BS, I hope you know that!"
by BSpatrole November 8, 2013
mugGet the left handed commentmug.

left-handed driveway

whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)
The house has a left-handed driveway; they're terrorists.
by mousel October 10, 2019
mugGet the left-handed drivewaymug.

left handed fork

If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.
You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 10, 2019
mugGet the left handed forkmug.

Ring finger on left hand

He has his Ring Finger on his left hand up! So he’s single yeah? I should shoot my shot
He has his Ring finger on left hand up!
by ledoveyyyyyy October 7, 2022
mugGet the Ring finger on left handmug.

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