fat lard

a fat and disgusting person who you despise deeply. Often used as an insult to someone who is fat, lazy, or has diabetes.

That fat lard did some whore and got a devil child.

by hamburg January 12, 2008

lard tard

Someone who is extremely slow at doing something, as if s/he has consumed a morbid amount of lard.

Boss: Why have you not moved this box of feathers?
Piggy Girl: Sorry boss, but there are simply too many and they are too heavy.
Boss: Wtf, they don't even weigh a thing. You are such a lard tard.

by leChef July 3, 2010

lard eater

a fat bastard who eats a large diet of fatty foods

jim your a lard eater

by faggot sucking cock November 20, 2009

Lard Tard

A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust

I wanted to go up to her, but when I came up close, she was a total Lard Tard

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019

My lard

My lard is used for a very close friend

How are you today my lard

by Katrinakellogsxoxox March 9, 2020

Hard lard

A stupid idiot who thinks there so fucking special these people think just because talk a load of bull shit and when it comes to fighting they don't show up

For example Jerry over there is such a hard lard he has no freinds and is a overall melt

by The_meta_7 May 16, 2022

Lard Carp

Someone overweight that's swimming

What a beautiful majestic lard carp you have there

by LuckyDC September 14, 2021