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labor day

A day you have to work because someone got fired for being lazy.
"She's such a lazy bitch and got fired. Now I have to cover her on labor day, my day off instead of being at home with my husband having hot sex all day"
by geoleogin October 24, 2015
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Labor Dick

1) The one coworker that's been there for years, but is also depressed and takes out his angst on every one else.

2) The build up of stank on your dick after a hard days work.

3) An inappropriate or untimely boner at work.

4) When you have to get one last nut off while your girl is in labor.
1) Guy 1: "Keith sure knows what he'd doing, but he's still the labor dick of the office."

Guy 2: "Yeah, fuck Keith. What a dick."

2) Girl 1: "My man came home with straight labor dick and I still pleased him."

Girl 2: "What a trooper."

3) "Old Greta bent over at the office today and I saw her saggy tits, then I popped a major labor dick."

4) "Delivering that baby looked painful, but I really needed that labor dick."
by mjmclaugh October 2, 2021
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child labor

child labor is the best way to learn
by bigguywithbigbrain December 29, 2023
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labor diva

Someone who works in the laboring field, but gets upset when they have to labor in any other job setting, even if it’s only for one day.
Tom- “They hired me to do concrete, not cut grass, I swear I’m going to quit if they have me go do grass tomorrow.”

Bill-“Stop being a labor diva.”
by Maybeperhapsso June 17, 2023
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